спасибо большое… блин вот читаю, почти всё понимаю.. а на слух — нифига 🙂
anderson
18.07.2009 в 06:15
Comrade, on 15 July 2009 — 10:48, said:
И не укого не хватило смелости этого мудака на *** со своим рэпом послать.
А зачем его на *** посылать?
tranzit_il
18.07.2009 в 06:15
Comrade (15 July 2009 — 10:48) написал:
И не укого не хватило смелости этого мудака на *** со своим рэпом послать.
судя по лицам, ни у кого негатива не вызвал… а хорошее настроение перед полётом никому не помешает… интересно КВС знает о таких шалостях? 🙂
Иван98
18.07.2009 в 06:15
:sarcastic: Таких бы к нам в Россию
Vit_An
18.07.2009 в 06:15
:sarcastic: Супер!
tranzit_il
18.07.2009 в 06:15
или он просто подорваный или принял доппинг 🙂
а как насчёт перевода? 🙂
Отредактировано tranzit_il: 13 July 2009 — 07:22
Vit_An
18.07.2009 в 06:15
Красноярцы, мужик справа на первоv ряду вам никого не напоминает? :sarcastic:
Tim24
18.07.2009 в 06:15
:sarcastic:
Tim24
18.07.2009 в 06:15
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или он просто подорваный или принял доппинг 🙂
а как насчёт перевода?
Отличный способ привлечения паксов! Добро пожаловать на борт West Airlines 372 город Оклахома. бла-бла-бла.»
3/4 только понял из его текста, поэтому не буду писать перевод 🙂
Spielberg
18.07.2009 в 06:15
Вот вам, наваял. 🙂
Good evening folks, welcome aboard SouthWest Airlines flight 372, service to Oklahoma City! Those of you that have flown us before, know that we do things a little bit differently here on SouthWest. Some of us tell jokes, some of us sing, some of us just stand there look beautiful. I unfortunately can do none of those. So here’s the one thing that I do know how to do. We’re gonna shape things up a little bit. I need a little audience participation, otherwise this is not gonna go over well at all. So, here’s what I need, especially guys in the front ’cause you know what’s coming. All right, I need a beat. All right? All I need you to do is stomp and clap and I’m gonna do the rest, ’cause I just.. I’ve had 5 flights today and I just can’t do the regular boring announcement again, otherwise I’m gonna put myself to sleep. So, you guys with me? All right. So there’s gonna be stomp, clap, stomp, clap.. Come on.. Stomp, clap, stomp, clap.. Stay on beat there. There you go. Keep that going.
This is flight 372 on SWA, the flight attendants on board serving you today — Therissa in the middle, David in the back, my name is David and I’m here to tell you that. Shortly after takeoff, first things first, there’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst, but if you want another kinda drink, then just holler. Alcoholic beverages, that’d be 4 dollars. If a monster energy drink is your plan, that’ll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can. We won’t take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic. If you got a coupon then that’s fantastic. We know you’re ready to get to new places. Open up the bins, put away your suitcases. Carry on items go under the seat in front of you so none of you have things by your feet. If you have a seat on a row with an exit we’re gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it, you gotta help evacuate in case we need you. If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you. Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices. Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up, press the button to make the seatback raise up. Sit back relax have a good time. Its almost time to go, so I’m done with the rhyme. Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored. This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!
Thank you very much for my beat, I appreciate that. You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you!
Отредактировано Spielberg: 14 July 2009 — 18:06
Q_ART
18.07.2009 в 06:15
аххаха, «я седня летал 5 рейсов и если я буду объявлять как обычно, то усну, поэтому почитаю ка я вам репчик»
tranzit_il
18.07.2009 в 06:15
супер 🙂 вот это называется работать от души, а не с натянутой измученной улыбкой как в большинстве ак
DeNFS
18.07.2009 в 06:15
Ахахахх.. да.. :dance4: супер конечно выдал.
Отредактировано DeNFS: 15 July 2009 — 03:33
astuk777
18.07.2009 в 06:15
во красав отжог, так даже приятно летать, настр, на максимуме…..
Comrade
18.07.2009 в 06:15
И не укого не хватило смелости этого мудака на *** со своим рэпом послать.
Tim24 (13 July 2009 — 11:27) написал:
Узнал? 🙂
Spielberg (13 July 2009 — 11:50) написал:
спасибо большое… блин вот читаю, почти всё понимаю.. а на слух — нифига 🙂
Comrade, on 15 July 2009 — 10:48, said:
А зачем его на *** посылать?
Comrade (15 July 2009 — 10:48) написал:
судя по лицам, ни у кого негатива не вызвал… а хорошее настроение перед полётом никому не помешает… интересно КВС знает о таких шалостях? 🙂
а как насчёт перевода? 🙂
Отредактировано tranzit_il: 13 July 2009 — 07:22
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а как насчёт перевода?
Отличный способ привлечения паксов! Добро пожаловать на борт West Airlines 372 город Оклахома. бла-бла-бла.»
3/4 только понял из его текста, поэтому не буду писать перевод 🙂
Good evening folks, welcome aboard SouthWest Airlines flight 372, service to Oklahoma City! Those of you that have flown us before, know that we do things a little bit differently here on SouthWest. Some of us tell jokes, some of us sing, some of us just stand there look beautiful. I unfortunately can do none of those. So here’s the one thing that I do know how to do. We’re gonna shape things up a little bit. I need a little audience participation, otherwise this is not gonna go over well at all. So, here’s what I need, especially guys in the front ’cause you know what’s coming. All right, I need a beat. All right? All I need you to do is stomp and clap and I’m gonna do the rest, ’cause I just.. I’ve had 5 flights today and I just can’t do the regular boring announcement again, otherwise I’m gonna put myself to sleep. So, you guys with me? All right. So there’s gonna be stomp, clap, stomp, clap.. Come on.. Stomp, clap, stomp, clap.. Stay on beat there. There you go. Keep that going.
This is flight 372 on SWA, the flight attendants on board serving you today — Therissa in the middle, David in the back, my name is David and I’m here to tell you that. Shortly after takeoff, first things first, there’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst, but if you want another kinda drink, then just holler. Alcoholic beverages, that’d be 4 dollars. If a monster energy drink is your plan, that’ll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can. We won’t take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic. If you got a coupon then that’s fantastic. We know you’re ready to get to new places. Open up the bins, put away your suitcases. Carry on items go under the seat in front of you so none of you have things by your feet. If you have a seat on a row with an exit we’re gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it, you gotta help evacuate in case we need you. If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you. Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices. Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up, press the button to make the seatback raise up. Sit back relax have a good time. Its almost time to go, so I’m done with the rhyme. Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored. This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!
Thank you very much for my beat, I appreciate that. You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you!
Отредактировано Spielberg: 14 July 2009 — 18:06
Отредактировано DeNFS: 15 July 2009 — 03:33
http://www.youtube.c…h?v=7P2-vEtXSug